The essay explores how to stimulate a large group (800 individuals) in the shortest time possible. The primary metric is the "Mean Jerk Time" (MJT), and the goal is to minimize total time by leveraging simultaneous actions. Geometric and Physical Constraints
Arranging individuals "tip-to-tip" to allow for a four-at-a-time stimulation rate per person (using both hands to bridge two pairs).
Differences in height (specifically floor-to-dick, or D2F, ratio) create vertical misalignments that require inefficient adjustments. The Solution: Pre-Sorting and Arrangement 8. Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency
Efficiency is penalized by physical "mismatches" between individuals. The model identifies several critical variables:
The "Optimal" strategy moves away from a naive one-at-a-time approach, which leads to "increasingly flaccid performance" as audience diversity grows. Instead, it proposes: The essay explores how to stimulate a large
To eliminate geometry penalties, the audience must be sorted first by leg length , then by shaft length , and finally by girth .
Using one hand to stimulate two shafts simultaneously, forming a "bridge". Instead, it proposes: To eliminate geometry penalties, the
Mismatches here disrupt the "tip-to-tip" alignment. Girth: Variations affect "shaft-to-shaft" techniques.