Episode 07: Proper Condom Use -

Leave about a half-inch space at the top to collect fluid and prevent the condom from bursting.

Ms. Choksondik's frightening lessons convince the girls that boys are carriers of deadly diseases. Believing they must wear protection at all times to avoid "the AIDS," the boys begin wearing condoms constantly. This misunderstanding escalates into an all-out "gender war" involving flamethrowers and nail guns.

The fourth-grade boys are caught "milking" dogs (masturbating them) after Cartman mistakenly labels the act a "trick". Episode 07: Proper Condom Use

While the children are terrified of sexual contact, Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik—both originally portrayed as sexually inexperienced—develop a sudden and grotesque romantic relationship. Real-World "Proper Condom Use" Guide

While the episode uses absurdism for comedy, health organizations like the CDC and Planned Parenthood provide actual safety steps for external condoms: Leave about a half-inch space at the top

Ensure the condom is not expired and the packaging is still air-filled (not punctured).

Use your fingers to tear the side of the wrapper. Avoid using teeth or scissors, which can cause microscopic tears. Believing they must wear protection at all times

Sex education is mandated for the elementary students. Mr. Mackey teaches the boys, while Ms. Choksondik (who despises sex) teaches the girls.