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"I can't reach the dial!" Leo shouted over the frantic trumpets. He was currently pinned behind a massive delivery of bluefin tuna.

In the dining room, the vibe changed instantly. Usually, the upscale crowd at Gill’s nibbled on nigiri with pinkies extended. But the acted like a shot of adrenaline to the soul.

He didn't turn it off. Instead, he grabbed a whisk, used it as a baton, and conducted the kitchen staff in a frantic, 150-BPM dance. If Harry wanted to make music for a sushi restaurant, he clearly intended for it to be served with a side of pure, unadulterated speed. harry_styles_music_for_a_sushi_restaurant_sped_up

The neon sign for "Gill’s Galley" flickered in time with the frantic, high-pitched beat of a night that had gone completely off the rails.

They weren't walking; they were power-sliding. Drinks were being refilled before the ice had even settled. "I can't reach the dial

Just as Harry’s voice hit that iconic, lightning-fast high note, the front door swung open. It was the city’s harshest food critic. She took one look at the chaos—a waiter doing a parkour flip over a tempura station while Harry chirped "It's on fire!"—and she didn't scowl.

An elderly couple in Booth 4, who usually split a miso soup in silence, were now engaged in a high-speed thumb war, their heads bobbing in perfect, twitchy unison to the manic bassline. Usually, the upscale crowd at Gill’s nibbled on

Leo, the head chef, stared at the sound system. He had accidentally hit a setting labeled "Hyper-Drive," and now Harry Styles’ "Music for a Sushi Restaurant" was blaring through the dining room at 2x speed. The brass section sounded like a caffeinated swarm of bees, and Harry’s scatting was a blur of high-velocity "scubidoos."