Quelli: Della Pallottola Spuntata 1x5

Should we try to the specific "Police Squad!" tropes used here, or would you like another absurdist script for a different fictional episode?

“Exactly. But not just any sauerkraut. This is The Wurst brand. It’s only sold at one place in the city: 'The Hot Dog Hacienda' down on 4th and Main.” Quelli della pallottola spuntata 1x5

“Frank, get down to the docks,” Captain Ed Hocken’s voice crackled over the radio. “There’s been a murder. A high-profile case. The victim was a mime.” Should we try to the specific "Police Squad

I pulled up to the pier in a cloud of tire smoke and several flattened cardboard boxes. The crime scene was crawling with cops. I stepped over the yellow tape, which was actually a giant piece of fettuccine left over from the Mayor’s luncheon. This is The Wurst brand

I headed to the lab to see Ted Olsen. Ted was busy trying to invent a way to make water wetter.

I knelt down and looked at the body. “He’s dead, Ed. But look at his hands.” “What about them?” “He’s holding a white glove. And it’s not his.”