[s1e16] That Was Saliva, Alan (No Survey)

Watch these clips to see the rare moment Alan actually beats Charlie to the girl:

: "I don't know! It's been so long since anybody's touched me!" [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: "Alan? ... It’s been so long since anybody’s touched me!" Watch these clips to see the rare moment

: Meanwhile, Joanie develops a major crush on Jake , following him around despite his complete lack of interest. [S1E16] That Was Saliva, Alan

: Frankie finally reveals why she's on the run: she is fleeing her deceased husband's wealthy parents, who are trying to have her declared mentally incompetent to gain custody of her daughter, Joanie.

: "Think of it as musical chairs. But when the music stops, the guys who have a clue are sittin' on a woman instead of a chair."