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[s3e2] Remember When Jade Broke A Nail? -

"Oh, it's worse than that," Rex chimed in. "She's one hangnail away from a total psychological collapse. Not that she wasn't already halfway there."

"Twenty bucks says she makes us all file our nails by the end of the period," Beck whispered back. "No bet," Tori sighed. [S3E2] Remember When Jade Broke a Nail?

Sikowitz froze, his eyes widening. "A broken nail? On the eve of our 'Physicality in Menace' workshop? This is perfect! Jade, use the phantom pain! Act as if you've lost a limb! Tori, play the indifferent wind! André, give me some 'Tragedy at the Manicurist' on the keys!" "Oh, it's worse than that," Rex chimed in

"Brenda was sharp. Brenda was lethal," Jade muttered, pacing the stage. "Now I have to file the rest of them down to match. I’ll look like I have... toddler hands ." "No bet," Tori sighed

"It’s a millimeter of keratin, Jade. It'll grow back," André said, tuning his guitar with a nervous eye on her.

Tori walked in, holding a script and a latte. "Hey guys, are we ready to—" She stopped, noticing the funeral-parade vibe. "What happened? Did Sikowitz get stuck in the vents again?"

"A millimeter?" Jade’s head snapped up, her eyes narrowing. "This was the nail I used to point at people I didn't like. It had authority . Now? Now I just look like I’m indecisive."