: A midnight tug-of-war ends in a giant tear down the middle of their only "good" fitted sheet.
: "Caroline, I grew up sleeping on a pizza box. This rip is just built-in air conditioning." [S3E6] And the Piece of Sheet
$2,450.35 (Down $10 because Max spent the sheet money on a deep-fried Twinkie while waiting in line.) To help me flesh this out further: Specific themes? A particular customer mishap at the diner? Any Oleg double entendres involving thread count? : A midnight tug-of-war ends in a giant
: They get trapped in the warehouse during a flash flood, forced to use the high-end linens to stay dry. [S3E6] And the Piece of Sheet
: Sophie enters the diner wearing a floor-length fur coat made entirely of bathroom rugs she "liberated" from a hotel.