: Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for the game's classic illnesses:
: Write a satirical, corporate-style onboarding guide for a new receptionist or doctor working in your hospital. Theme Hospital
The Greedy Admin: Win a level by charging the absolute maximum price for every cure. : Write fictional, overly dramatic medical charts for
Excellent for fan fiction, scriptwriting, or humorous social media threads. : Write fictional
The Skeleton Crew: Beat a mid-to-late game level using the bare minimum number of staff.
Caused by the chronic over-discussion of soap operas; cured by slicing the excess tongue off in a specialized clinic.