18 Tinder.mp4 Access

"I'm 18 years old and I'm looking for a man who can take care of me. I don't want a boy, I want a man. I want someone who is going to treat me like a princess and buy me everything I want. If you can't do that, don't even bother swiping right. I'm a very busy person and I don't have time for games. So if you're interested, let me know. Bye!"

The audio is typically a high-pitched, fast-paced, or "robotic" AI voice-over. 18 tinder.mp4

The text is a parody of high-maintenance dating profiles, used primarily for comedic effect within internet subcultures. "I'm 18 years old and I'm looking for