The Office - Fun Run... Guide

To host or participate in , you must follow these essential (and questionable) guidelines. 🍝 The "Carb-Load" Strategy The Meal: Eat a massive portion of fettuccine alfredo . The Timing: Consume it immediately before the race begins.

Avoid all water to honor those with "irrational hatred of water" (rabies victims). Attire: Wear the official "Race for the Cure" blue t-shirt. The Office - Fun Run...

Raising awareness for rabies (not necessarily a cure, as one already exists). To host or participate in , you must

Feel the pasta "sitting in your stomach like a rock" to prove your commitment. The Risk: Extreme nausea and potential roadside vomiting. 🏃 Race Day Preparation To host or participate in